I have found inspiration to build my very own wedgie machine. All I need is some rope, clamps or a hook, an excersize bike, and some other materials. My idea is similar to one of the upcoming Silent Library tasks. If you want to see what I mean, check out my post in the Enquirer, "New Silent Library." My idea is to tie a rope to one of the pedals on my excersize bike. The bike would have to be elevated, so that I can string the rope underneath it. After running the rope underneath the bike, I will run it up a pole (have to look around for that one) and then drop the string so that it hangs out by the seat of the bike. Then I can either attach a hook to the rope, or a clamp. Then all I have to do is sit on the bike, attach the string to the back of my underpants, and pedal. The rope should spin around the pedal, therfore tugging on the back of my underpants. I'll try to draw up a picture to make it easier to understand, and it is just a rough idea.
"I need another story, something to get off my chest. My life gets kind of boring, need something that I can confess. 'Til all my sleeves are stained red, from all the truth that I've said."
"Tell me your secrets and ask me you questions, oh let's go back to the start. Running in circles, coming up tails, heads on a science apart. Nobody said it was easy, it's such a shame for us to part."